Relaxing Atmosphere by ~orcalover109
All the grace of a mighty hunter.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Thought she was throwing out a first pitch to a rays player. It was really her dad who just got back from Afghanistan.
I love this so much!
I don’t see any penises in the general vicinity… So I’m wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
I would really love it if you tied me up, because then I could succumb to my inherent laziness without feeling guilty.